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["T" <vicpeng(--nospam--at)vtcg.com>]

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>Something to chees U up............
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>A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by
>throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome
>young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said,
>"Look, you've got a lot to live for.  I'm off to Europe in the morning, and
>if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and
>bring you food every day."
>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep
>you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>The woman nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have  to lose?
>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From
>then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
>and they made passionate love until dawn.
>Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
>captain.
>"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
>"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking
>me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>"He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Devonport ferry."